He has a place in South Hampton. I’m not saying that I’ve seen it, but it’s beautiful….. (ask.joan.holloway at gmail dot com)Tumblr (3.0; @whatwouldjoando)http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPd8rhrdrfjpsRsN9_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>“Joan, how do you keep your figure?”</b></p> <p>I used to have my own kind of <a href="http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/2007/04/15/female_body_shape_in_the_20th_century.php">Relaxocizer.</a></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47956309http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47956309Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:47:00 -0400joan hollowaymad menchristina hendricksjohn slatteryroger sterlingamc blog talk<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/wdYt3f5uzd64zlpik66RGUkk_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47953754http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47953754Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:27:59 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPd75g0a8GKOkt5LY_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47793331http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47793331Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:42:58 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPd755l3jRycLAtGz_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2></h2> <p><b>Do you think it is correct to invite the men of the office to a bridal shower?  Think of all those extra gifts, not to mention the free drinks?</b></p> <h2></h2> <p>Having mascara slop down your face and all your girlfriends coo at your new baking dish is not a sight men at the office need to see. If you want to celebrate with the boys ask your fiancee for some extra spending cash and go with the boys for a celebratory martini. This will show them that you still know how to be a party girl even if you’re not allowed to be one.</p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47792741http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/47792741Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:34:00 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/KtLtMO3rJcxhlk2dNuLMqeM1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>“Dear Joan: What’s your favorite Olympic sport?”</b></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46902961http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46902961Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:00:00 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPcx984lmP0pDXnqu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>“Joan, when is it ok to lie about your age?”</i></p> <p>Generally, the rule is to round down within three years.</p> <p>If you’re 28, then it’s ok to say you’re 25.</p> <p>But if you’re 30 it’s also ok to say you’re 25.</p> <p>If you’re 35,<b> just don’t say anything.</b></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46866123http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46866123Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:31:00 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPcwd56puvpWen1MD_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h2> </h2> <a href="http://twitter.com/joan_holloway">It’s always a shame when some one decides to dilute the brand. </a></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46776452http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46776452Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:33:00 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPcu9w1lseSkwiKli_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46568987http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46568987Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:26:22 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPctd5av9HMKCCuQm_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46482580http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46482580Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:09:49 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPctctnjwh87G63H3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>A model is just an imitation of the real thing.</b></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46481555http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46481555Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:00:00 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPctcnoytKSotE0EG_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>“I fell for a man who lives on the other side of an ocean and doesn’t believe in monogamy. he likes me, but i like him oh so much more. how do i mend my broken heart and prove to myself how much better off i am without him?”</i></p> <p><b>Any one who you have to convince to be with you isn’t worth convincing.</b></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46481052http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46481052Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:56:00 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPcnunb8wBCasA7k8_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All ex-lovers deserve a second chance, with somebody else.</p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46029680http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/46029680Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:33:06 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPckrqwr4IC4R5cmt_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by the fabulous <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nobodyssweetheart/2728248750/in/set-72157606178887453/">Dyna Moe</a></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45739538http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45739538Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:48:36 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPckremhxg5gszYqI_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>My workplace requires a uniform - an atrocious black polo shirt that’s three sizes too big for me, khaki slacks or skirt (below the knee), and closed toe shoes. How can I make my outfit more stylish and show off my slender figure?” </b></p> <p>I would question further employment there. Any job that makes you dress this way relishes in punishing their female employees. A woman’s pleasing figure is a strong asset. Any company that doesn’t know that doesn’t deserve your sweat.</p> <p>image <a href="http://nevver.tumblr.com">via “this isn’t happiness”</a></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45738547http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45738547Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:39:00 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPckq99unsJxepjH1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Joan:</b> <b>How much of a facade should I keep up in front of my boyfriend? I don’t want to be fake, but also want to be alluring enough so he’ll propose. </b></p> <p>Men are so burdened with the roles they have to play —boss, father, faithful husband. Always rational, always in control. If you want to hook a man for good you need let him slip out of his role. Let him feel transported to a world of pleasure when you’re together. Pick and choose these times carefully. Reflect his fantasies but don’t be a damned doormat.</p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45735590http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45735590Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:06:00 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPcjpiuo60Z0zZllO_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you want the girl next door,<b> you should go next door.</b></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45637574http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/45637574Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:58:00 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/FjeYF8NOxcbsd55yzKaoPxcZ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Lesson: Just keep a continuous lean as the other girls try too hard.<br/></b></p> <p><a href="http://devera.tumblr.com/post/44965696/when-youre-rita-hayworth-i-guess-you-dont-have">Another fabulous redhead: Rita Hayworth</a></p> <p><a href="http://devera.tumblr.com/post/44965696/when-youre-rita-hayworth-i-guess-you-dont-have">via</a></p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44977143http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44977143Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:51:00 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPcay7wruhImgn0gg_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>“What do you think of the institution of marriage?”</b></p> <p>Who wants to be institutionalized?</p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44887527http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44887527Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:52:00 -0400<p><b>“How are you dealing with all this <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nymag/vulture/~3/SzcAmp3_JlQ/are_mad_men_blogs_over.html">increased attention</a>?”</b></p> <p>I never thought it’d be such an honor to be on so many dashboards.</p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44858600http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44858600Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:42:00 -0400<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/gqUUCL4XPca94fzpgqlhQOGC_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t let him talk to you like that.</p>http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44819604http://whatwouldjoando.tumblr.com/post/44819604Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:09:33 -0400