August 2008
31 posts
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“How are you dealing with all this increased attention?”
I never thought it’d be such an honor to be on so many dashboards.
Unlike most girls I know, I succumb to male... →
The boys around the office tend to feel a little threatened by that.
How many sexual partners should a woman have in her lifetime?
Just go one at a time. Never at the same time.
“Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.”
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What’s the best cigarette a lady can smoke? I smoke Marlboros but I think those are too boyish to smoke in front of men.
Men like it when you smoke their brand. It makes them feel like you have something in common. Nothing is steamier than red gloss wrapped around your man’s favorite smoke. But when out with girls always smoke Pall Malls, Marlboros are for tramps.
How do you deal with a hysterical co-worker? There’s one woman in my office that is always running off to the powder room to sob. I don’t know her, so I feel strange asking her what’s wrong.
You do nothing, sister. Keep your trap shut and your eyes open. The last thing you need to do is show the office that you’re best pals with the tearful girl who can’t keep a...
“Keep his record clean here and at home. Then you are solid gold. That’s...”
“My boss sneaks away unannounced for hours at a time. Some times his wife AND...”
– This isn’t complicated. It happens. Grab some hershey bars to entertain her and the brats. Gab about her shoes and those darling earings of hers. Tiffany’s? He’ll show up with an excuse better than any one you could have come up with. Then just apologize for how stupid you are.
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“I refuse to sit under these damn awful lights during my lunch break. That...”
