29/8/2008



"Joan, how do you keep your figure?"
I used to have my own kind of Relaxocizer.

"Joan, how do you keep your figure?"

I used to have my own kind of Relaxocizer.

15:27



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28/8/2008



12:34




Do you think it is correct to invite the men of the office to a bridal  shower?  Think of all those extra gifts, not to mention the free  drinks?

Having mascara slop down your face and all your girlfriends coo at your new baking dish is not a sight men at the office need to see. If you want to celebrate with the boys ask your fiancee for some extra spending cash and go with the boys for a celebratory martini. This will show them that you still know how to be a party girl even if you’re not allowed to be one.

Do you think it is correct to invite the men of the office to a bridal shower?  Think of all those extra gifts, not to mention the free drinks?

Having mascara slop down your face and all your girlfriends coo at your new baking dish is not a sight men at the office need to see. If you want to celebrate with the boys ask your fiancee for some extra spending cash and go with the boys for a celebratory martini. This will show them that you still know how to be a party girl even if you’re not allowed to be one.

21/8/2008



"Dear Joan: What’s your favorite Olympic sport?"

"Dear Joan: What’s your favorite Olympic sport?"

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14:31



"Joan, when is it ok to lie about your age?"
Generally, the rule is to round down within three years.
If you’re 28, then it’s ok to say you’re 25.
But if you’re 30 it’s also ok to say you’re 25.
If you’re 35, just don’t say anything.

"Joan, when is it ok to lie about your age?"

Generally, the rule is to round down within three years.

If you’re 28, then it’s ok to say you’re 25.

But if you’re 30 it’s also ok to say you’re 25.

If you’re 35, just don’t say anything.

20/8/2008



19/8/2008



18/8/2008



21:00



A model is just an imitation of the real thing.

A model is just an imitation of the real thing.

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