"Joan, how do you keep your figure?"
I used to have my own kind of Relaxocizer.
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Do you think it is correct to invite the men of the office to a bridal shower? Think of all those extra gifts, not to mention the free drinks?
Having mascara slop down your face and all your girlfriends coo at your new baking dish is not a sight men at the office need to see. If you want to celebrate with the boys ask your fiancee for some extra spending cash and go with the boys for a celebratory martini. This will show them that you still know how to be a party girl even if you’re not allowed to be one.
"Dear Joan: What’s your favorite Olympic sport?"
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"Joan, when is it ok to lie about your age?"
Generally, the rule is to round down within three years.
If you’re 28, then it’s ok to say you’re 25.
But if you’re 30 it’s also ok to say you’re 25.
If you’re 35, just don’t say anything.
A model is just an imitation of the real thing.
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